From the leadership debate
Recently received from one of PiePalace’s dedicated readers:
So I’m watching the Green Leadership Debate. And I’ve decided. [Name withheld] is an idiot. I spent most of my time while [he/she] was talking plotting [his/her] death. I have nothing else to say so go join the Green Party.
I’m glad that our Party can fuel such passion. And no, I’m not going to say who the lucky candidate was.

And I’m happy to say that it was NOT me making the critique this time.